There is an old saying... when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
Yesterday, we were invited to the new neighbor's house for a "house warming" party. We knew the situation would be uncomfortable and risky, but the darkness was overwhelming. I couldn't help but to think back to Mrs. Burge telling me bluntly, "You are going to the darkest place on Earth."
Now that I have everyone totally convinced that our house is overrun with bugs and rats, that poop is everywhere, and that birds intentionally "decorate" people here... Let me set the record straight.